This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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