This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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