I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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