Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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