So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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