Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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