absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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