seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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