I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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