She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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