dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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