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I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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