a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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