i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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