VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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