I am puke
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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