Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Randomize
