How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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