I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Your dad touched me again.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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