It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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