My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'm gonna fight the coyote
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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