Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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