how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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Do I have a choice?
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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