Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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