is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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