omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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