the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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