she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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