Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
