apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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