last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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