yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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