so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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