My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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