I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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