Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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