too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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