he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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