Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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