i was rollin on her like bob the builder
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
she peed on how many people?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He? As in you personified your dick?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Randomize
