If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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