Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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