just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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