Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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