i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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