you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
