that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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