spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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