we have officially lost it.
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
