i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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